Wanna know what I look like out of my old IKEA uniform? Well, I participate in GPOYW and SNPD (sometimes). Don’t know what they are? That’s what the search bar is for…dumbass. I have a serious fascination with plastic surgery. I have noodz floating around the internetz somewhere, if you can find them, good for you. (but then, why would you want to!?). My name is Tyson and my dog’s name is Luigi; I always post about him, so gtfo if you don’t like pictures of cute dogs. My personal life is a disaster, but I sacrificed it for my professional life and I don’t regret it. I’ve been called superficial and deep…I think I truly lie somewhere in between…leaning closer towards superficial. I’ve never claimed I was smart, witty or good looking…so if you say that remember that it was you (and not me) when you find out the truth. I develop crushes on most every person I ever meet, but I never act on anything. I’m going to school for interior design and if that makes me a huge homo in your eyes, then so be it, because I’m tired of justifying everything I do in my life to people that just don’t matter. I’m OCD about grammar, spelling and punctuation and the easiest way to make me freak out is to TyPe LyKe ThIs!!! Though I do use text/IM speak in every day life and people think it’s funny for some reason. I can mimic the trait of friendliness perfectly, so even if I hate you, chances are you won’t know. I like to listen to a variety of music, but love electronica, trance and dance music. I hate the sound of my voice and want to travel the world. I also relate the most to the character of Dexter in “Dexter”…though I doubt I have serial killer tendencies. Want me to follow you? My rules:1. Don’t worship Lady Gaga2. Don’t say ‘tumblr gays’…ever3. Have a picture of yourself somewhere in the first ten pages so I can see what you look like…not that it is always a deal breaker, I like to have an idea who posts what they post.4. Don’t post a picture everytime you’re going to do something new. I don’t care and will unfollow you anyway.5. Follow me and like stuff I do. My mom didn’t teach me well, I like talking to strangers…here’s where else you can find me.AIM: wyomingtyceMSN: thyme_guy@hotmail.comMy E-MailFacebook Twitter var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7947488-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @tyce)http://tyce.tumblr.com/<p>Funny story. I looked down at my speedometer…i was going 98</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/283480819http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/283480819Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:08:34 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumeugI6Vn1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282542467http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282542467Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:27:51 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumavp0nrM1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282427677http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282427677Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:02:12 -0700http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282409516http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/282409516Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:47:59 -0700<p><a href="http://rishtastic.tumblr.com/post/281461080">rishtastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why is it that my gay friends wear/decorate with the TACKIEST most RANDOM shit and expect me to say that it looks good? If you’re going to do anything in “mustard,” expect me to make fun.</p> </blockquote> <p>Mustard!!! Now let’s don’t be silly!</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281474369http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281474369Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:13:23 -0700<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul26h4xpA1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281460831http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281460831Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:56:41 -0700<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul1btWVMo1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281445467http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281445467Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:38:15 -0700<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul0ouiybL1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281433507http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281433507Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:24:29 -0700<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukua8GTo71qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was so hardcore as a college frosh.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281287455http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/281287455Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:06:11 -0700<p>So while I was watching that video…I was thinking “what the hell is he talking about? This is all about Lady GAG”</p> <p>and then my soulmate came on the screen.</p> <p>I now understand and appreciate that minute and a half of GAG I had to listen about.</p> <p>When will they collab? I might actually love one of her songs (and feel okay about loving it) then.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280767011http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280767011Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:41:42 -0700<p>In-N-Out and Sexting.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280763918http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280763918Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:38:45 -0700<p><a href="http://bjcg.tumblr.com/post/280667940/i-cringe">bjcg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://almostnever.tumblr.com/post/280663741/i-cringe">almostnever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280662186/i-cringe">tyce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some people’s posts are filled with so many run-on sentences, grammatical errors, and typo’s that I completely lose the point of the post.</p> <p>NO MATTER HOW SWEET/FUNNY/INSIGHTFUL THE STORY MAY BE!</p> </blockquote> <p>peoples’ *, typos *</p> <p>… just sayin’.  Love you, though.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s fashionable to be anal-retentive about others’ grammar. That should all change in a few years.</p> </blockquote> <p>When no one knows how to use the English language correctly anymore? Probably.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280676936http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280676936Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:15:05 -0700<p><a href="http://almostnever.tumblr.com/post/280663741/i-cringe">almostnever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280662186/i-cringe">tyce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some <strike>people’s</strike> peoples’ posts are filled with so many run-on sentences, grammatical errors, and <strike>typo’s</strike> typos that I completely lose the point of the post.</p> <p>NO MATTER HOW SWEET/FUNNY/INSIGHTFUL THE STORY MAY BE!</p> </blockquote> <p>peoples’ *, typos *</p> <p>… just sayin’.  Love you, though.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is why I love you. Thanks. It happens to the best of us…obvs.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280667039http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280667039Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:05:23 -0700<p>Guess who didn’t wake up for class this morning.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280538714http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280538714Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:01:36 -0700<p>Yeah mcd’s is totes happening RIGHT NOW.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280223894http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/280223894Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:02:55 -0700<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuj3dkZb011qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another night at the school.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279998006http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279998006Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:27:22 -0700<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuimq9IrcD1qz7f2bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rising.tumblr.com/post/279632490/leothegreat-via-avedanke-shes-a-regular">rising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leothegreat.tumblr.com/post/279614811">leothegreat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://avedanke.tumblr.com/">avedanke</a>)</p> <p>She’s a regular Baby Blair Waldorf. Except it wouldn’t kill her parents to wipe her face if they’re going to whore her out to the paparazzi to spread their batshit cray cult.</p> </blockquote> <p>Awww look at her practicing her Xenu face.</p> </blockquote> <p>Auto Suri Reblog For BWINTZ</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279635321http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279635321Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:58:00 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuim2swtvv1qz6h5zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t wanna go work on finals. Ugh</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279585646http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279585646Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:13:43 -0700<p>-Redbull (30)<br/>-Coffee (French Roast—Extra Bold)<br/>-Caffeine Pills (apx. 20)<br/>-Power Bars <br/>-Gum</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279004038http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/279004038Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:01:09 -0700<p>silly Mormons.</p>http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/278594970http://tyce.tumblr.com/post/278594970Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:04:51 -0700