Funny story. I looked down at my speedometer…i was going 98
Dec 14th
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Why then today's MY unbirthday, TOO!
Dec 14th
rishtastic:
Why is it that my gay friends wear/decorate with the TACKIEST most RANDOM shit and...
Dec 13th
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I was so hardcore as a college frosh.
Dec 13th
@rishtastic
So while I was watching that video…I was thinking “what the hell is he talking about?...
Dec 13th
Imma slaaaaaaaaave 4...
In-N-Out and Sexting.
Dec 13th
I cringe.
bjcg: almostnever: tyce: Some people’s posts are filled with so many run-on sentences,...
Dec 12th
I cringe.
almostnever: tyce: Some people’s peoples’ posts are filled with so many run-on sentences,...
Dec 12th
Guess who didn’t wake up for class this morning.
Dec 12th
Yeah mcd’s is totes happening RIGHT NOW.
Dec 12th
Another night at the school.
Dec 12th
rising:
leothegreat:
(via avedanke)
She’s a regular...
Dec 12th
I don’t wanna go work on finals. Ugh
Dec 12th
Grocery List for the next 4 days.
-Redbull (30) -Coffee (French Roast—Extra Bold) -Caffeine Pills (apx. 20) -Power Bars -Gum
Dec 11th
I just saw something very disappointing...
silly Mormons.
Dec 11th
michelleshepherd:
I don’t know how long this feature has...
Dec 11th
I mean...desperation isn't my thing.
But inviting someone to dinner is a promising prospect isn’t it? Srsly.
Dec 11th
I called work to call out because I'm...
In other news I just stared at a pot of boiling water and started reprimanding it when it boiled...
Dec 10th
city-love:
(via gatekeeper)
Dec 10th
Another day at the school!
Dec 10th
Oh Emma, Emma, Emma.
At least Britney GOT help for her mental problems…and has an excuse for her crazy. I...
Dec 9th
This is how I spend my time at the school.
Dec 9th
scratch that last post.
I’ll head into school in a bit. I just realized I’ve only had a piece of pizza all day,...
Dec 9th
Welp.
Heading to the school…AGAIN. i’m not coming back until i have the bones of my project...
Dec 9th
Mission to convince everyone at work I'm...
Today I took it a step further. I was asked to describe exactly what I “meant” by saying...
Dec 8th
cjuk:
Happy birthday to me. YAY :)
Happy Birthday!
ONe...
Dec 8th
Just found out my birthday is national fruitcake day. Fml
Dec 8th
I'm gonna be a responsible adult.
and NOT take a nap today. Because I know I won’t sleep for just 30 minutes like I would...
Dec 8th
Listen
All Shook Up — Elvis Presley
*Fact. I wanted to be Elvis when I was younger.
Dec 8th
If you want me to...
I’ll take off all my clothes for you, if that’s what you’re into.
Dec 7th
It makes me sad.
I get more invites to Holiday parties in New York & L.A. than in Salt Lake.
Dec 7th
Seriously obsessing over mika…again.
Dec 7th
If i take rogaine i wonder if I’ll grow more facial hair.
Dec 7th
I wanna be a rockstar.
I want: - a brand new house on an episode of Cribs - a bathroom I can play baseball in - a king...
Dec 7th
I'm so happy that i'm not a dad.
at least at this point in my life.
Dec 7th
You may not believe it, but I don't...
Dec 7th
I don’t know if you tumblrs know this.
but I’m...
Dec 7th
It annoys me.
when people do smiley faces backwards. e.g. (:
Dec 7th
You know what's funny?
exalen: When someone is crushing on you, but you don’t realise it, and all you think is ‘why won’t...
Dec 7th
My Single Greatest Fear Is That I Will...
(via peterconnsbetterthanyou) ditto.
Dec 7th
Listen
caetiecakes:
crackedpolystyrene:
aggiesems:
artinslowmotion:
Girltalk-Bounce That
let me see...
Dec 7th
Too many chiefs, not enough indians.
sounds like a party to me. (this was uttered in my class today, and I laughed entirely too hard at...
Dec 6th
Rishtastic is homolicious
Dec 6th
My goal at work
is to convince everyone I’m a virgin. it’s working so far…I think.
Dec 6th
@kevinnat
rishtastic just told me how to exact my revenge on you for this.
Dec 6th
Okay, bye.
Going to go eat pie now.
Dec 6th
I just pulled the pie out of the oven.
not a euphemism.
...
Dec 6th
Today a 16 year old flirted with me at...
tuffghostevan: tyce: tuffghostevan: tyce:Cute. ATTENTION TUMBLR: THIS WAS NOT ME. ...
Dec 6th
I just really want someone to come over...
city-love: tyce: Takers? I played monopoly everyday this summer. I’ll play you anytime :D I...
Dec 6th
Today a 16 year old flirted with me at...
Cute.
Dec 6th
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
and I’m the beholder. So if I say you’re beautiful, you better fucking believe me.
Dec 6th
city-love:
This is what I do when I’m drunk.
I totally...
Dec 6th
I've eaten Spaghetti Carbonara every...
I just love it so much. I keep making it. It’s my go-to comfort food. yum.
Dec 6th
Peniwinkle.
The name my grandma gave my penis when I was a baby. I thought this was the real name for it until...
Dec 6th
Fact:
Since I have so many different heritages… I always attribute any of my skills to the heritage...
Dec 6th
swimmers: go in hard, come out wet.
(via tuffghostevan)
Dec 6th
city-love:
voteforgoats:
(via mercedesbrown)
FUCK YOU....
Dec 6th
OOH OOH Baby.
Touch me and I come alive.
Dec 6th
@Tyce
agoodstart: you know, every time I think I have you figured out, you do something like post Big...
Dec 6th
city-love:
electricollection:
purelikegolddd:
SOML
Dec 6th
For city-love.
Dec 6th
Listen
Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) — Big and Rich
Dec 5th
Hey britney, you say you wanna lose control. Come over here, i’ve got somethin to show ya.
Dec 5th
So even though i’ve only been to this class 3 times i ended up getting an A on the midterm....
Dec 5th
I hate this class, i hate this class, i hate this class.
Dec 5th
I almost convinced myself not to go to...
which would’ve been the 3rd week of me not going…(in my defense I have this class once a...
Dec 5th
P.S. Blogspot is retarded.
for Emma Freeman, who tried to get me back for that twilight cake post, but instead she only managed...
Dec 5th
I'm so happy my mom doesn't have a...
Because I would throw up in my mouth.
Dec 5th
AND THE BRITNEY SONG WAS ON
kevinnat: In. Your. Head. NOW. BRB. Driving to Texas to murder you now.
Dec 5th
Listen
city-love:
gnate1:
lakynwakeup:
ohwillow:
fierceeleaves:
lovelikethiss:
...
Dec 5th
agoodstart:
tyce:
Day-um. I looked hot tonight. Evidence i clean up well…when necessary.
did...
Dec 5th
Day-um. I looked hot tonight. Evidence i clean up well…when necessary.
Dec 5th
What's your age limit when dating?
Dec 5th
@tyce
caetiecakes: also super quickly before i run out the door for work. your sweater is LEGIT in that...
Dec 5th
@caetiecakes
I’m a little sad you didn’t like my pigtail thursday post that I did JUST for you. ...
Dec 4th
So usually I do internship on Friday.
I go in from 9-5. Yesterday I got a call asking if I would mind coming in at 1 today, since there...
Dec 4th
While we're (I'm) on the topic of...
I also love it when I see people justify a generic tattoo (tribal, asian caligraphy,...
Dec 4th
Fact:
If I have a rude comment pop into my head that was prompted by a fellow tumblr’s post…...
Dec 4th
I love...
when I see people get tattoos that I know they’re gonna regret in 5 years. it’s the...
Dec 4th
Fact:
I have a list in my head of songs I would perform on American Idol. I have no intention of ever...
Dec 4th
Dear Bwintz.
‘sights’ was most definitely intentional and a special gift from me to...
Dec 4th
I just looked at my friend's...
and I dunno how to tell him that his haircut reminds me of Flock of Seagulls… in all the...
Dec 4th
It's the fucking holidays, man.
They bring out the nostalgia and hidden crazy in people. I swear, if one more person confesses...
Dec 4th
my three items for when i become...
bwintz: a mirror, because i can never look at myself too much. a really, really fucking huge...
Dec 4th
Sorry, my grounding prevented me...
Formspring answerssssss Where can I find your naked pictures? Need solid mental image to fulfill...
Dec 4th
This is will always be one of my favorite pictures of me.
...
Dec 4th
For caetiecakes…sorry it’s like an hour late.
I...
Dec 4th
Hey GUISE
Remember when DVD players were, lyke, 500 dollars? I do.
Dec 4th
emalu:
sexismandthecity:
Bad Influence.
bwa ha ha ha...
Dec 4th
Can’t seem to leave you alone! Touching me, touching you.
Dec 4th
The smile on your face let's me know...
Dec 3rd
But I feel the need to go here, more.
Dec 3rd
I need to go to this gas station. that’s all.
Dec 3rd
DEAR EAST COAST TUMBLR’S.
I would love you forever if...
Dec 3rd
agoodstart:
I know I say this every year, but Santa Baby is the worst. really, just the worst. ...
Dec 3rd
I think it’s very important for you to know.
That I...
Dec 3rd
Listen
Tyrant — The Bravery
Dec 3rd
Because…you know. Sometimes I even impress myself.
...
Dec 3rd
michelleshepherd:
rideronthestorm:
michelleshepherd:
...
Dec 3rd
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ainwonderland:
Happy birthday @beerstein!
(via Sweet For...
Dec 2nd
@caitiecakes
I realize I’ve grounded myself…but my pigtail thursday picture is in the queue. Just...
Dec 2nd